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<description>From the heart of Hollywood, FilmJerk.com presents the most irreverent and irrelevant entertainment and reviews.</description>
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        <title> The Scavo kids are all (well, almost) growed up on &quot;Desperate Housewives&quot;</title> 
        <description> News items in the TV community come in each day here to FilmJerk.com. We catch the minutia that falls through the cracks, and discuss them more in depth than most probably deserve.  Today's couch includes info on &quot;Criminal Minds,&quot; &quot;Desperate Housewives,&quot; &quot;Heroes,&quot; &quot;Pushing Daisies&quot; and &quot;Weeds.&quot;</description> 
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        <pubDate> Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:34:17 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Running away to the circus and pooping in bed?  I've been away too long.</title> 
        <description> News items in the TV community come in each day here to FilmJerk.com. We catch the minutia that falls through the cracks, and discuss them more in depth than most probably deserve.  Today's couch includes info on &quot;The Closer,&quot; &quot;Dexter,&quot; &quot;It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,&quot; &quot;Pushing Daisies&quot; and &quot;Scrubs.&quot;</description> 
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        <pubDate> Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:59:19 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Male strippers and swinger couples? It must be a new Casting Couch!</title> 
        <description> News items in the TV community come in each day here to FilmJerk.com. We catch the minutia that falls through the cracks, and discuss them more in depth than most probably deserve.  Today's couch includes info on &quot;Brothers &amp; Sisters,&quot; &quot;CSI,&quot; &quot;Entourage,&quot; &quot;Samantha Who?&quot; and &quot;Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.&quot;</description> 
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        <pubDate> Thu, 22 May 2008 01:40:26 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Little Tidbits from the Couch</title> 
        <description> News items in the TV community come in each day here to FilmJerk.com. We catch the minutia that falls through the cracks, and discuss them more in depth than most probably deserve. Continuing our return, today's call includes info on &quot;Brothers &amp; Sisters,&quot; &quot;Chuck,&quot; &quot;CSI: NY,&quot; &quot;Entourage&quot; and &quot;The Sarah Silverman Show.&quot;</description> 
        <guid>http://www.filmjerk.com/columns/article.php?id_col=74</guid> 
        <pubDate> Thu, 15 May 2008 02:03:27 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> The Casting Couch: Movie Edition</title> 
        <description> In the triumphant return of the Casting Couch, we spill the beans on David Fincher's latest work, tell you what kind of woman Michael Bay is looking for to complement &quot;Transformers 2,&quot; and some of the other things you'll be seeing at your favorite multiplexes... or at least, the ones that don't do direct to video.
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        <pubDate> Tue, 13 May 2008 11:40:04 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> The Triumphant Return of the Casting Couch!</title> 
        <description> News items in the TV community come in each day here to FilmJerk.com. We catch the minutia that falls through the cracks, and discuss them more in depth than most probably deserve. Catching up after our extended break, today's call includes info on &quot;Big Love,&quot; &quot;ER,&quot; &quot;Heroes,&quot; &quot;How I Met Your Mother&quot; and &quot;Weeds.&quot;</description> 
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        <pubDate> Thu, 08 May 2008 00:46:04 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Million Dollar Movie Week on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!</title> 
        <description> Watch this week for a very entertaining dose of movie trivia and the geeks who know a lot of it by heart - including this geek, who will be seen Friday, February 23. This account is part I (the before) of a two part series.</description> 
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        <pubDate> Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:34:48 EST</pubDate> 
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        <title> Warner Bros Sez: Jennifer Garner = Barbara Stanwyck</title> 
        <description> I'll give you a moment to process that. 

Okay, moment up. </description> 
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        <pubDate> Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:02:27 EST</pubDate> 
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        <title> Drink up, me swabs, in honor of the &quot;Pirates of the Caribbean&quot;</title> 
        <description> Another Thursday finds me a little more optimistic about the state of Hollywood. No, Robert Evans isn't back in charge at Paramount, but if you set your expectations low, you can almost guarantee you won't be disappointed too often.</description> 
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        <pubDate> Thu, 15 Jun 2006 23:12:56 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Edison Chen is yummy, and I don't need any &quot;Hairspray&quot;</title> 
        <description> Another week, another round of Regurgitations. Will it ever end? No. It will never end, as long as the masses allow themselves to be suckered in by lame gimmicks like a devil movie opening on 6/6/6. </description> 
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        <pubDate> Wed, 07 Jun 2006 23:21:05 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Media slowly replaces the medium</title> 
        <description> The Idiot Box is supposed to be a column about TV. But for my first column I say &quot;fuck TV.&quot; TV is on the way out anyway.</description> 
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        <pubDate> Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:18:04 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> Fear for &quot;X-Men: The Last Stand,&quot; and the Horror of &quot;The Omen&quot;</title> 
        <description> The practice of Hollywood to remake and sequelize films is not something new. It's been around since the very beginning. I like to think that even back then, there were people like me bitching about it, rallying for creative thought and stimulation. </description> 
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        <pubDate> Thu, 25 May 2006 14:08:22 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> In which, just typing the words, Amy is excited</title> 
        <description> More pilots and tidbits on Lost, Desperate Housewives, 24 and more.  Damn, I love to rhyme &quot;24&quot; with &quot;more&quot;.  Oh, and stuff about Quentin Tarantino's episode of CSI.  Methinks he hates Nick.</description> 
        <guid>http://www.filmjerk.com/columns/article.php?id_col=61</guid> 
        <pubDate> Thu, 14 Apr 2005 23:35:07 EDT</pubDate> 
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        <title> More pilots, and some of them don't suck!</title> 
        <description> Lots of big names have new shows for next season.  Steve Martin, JJ Abrams, Jerry Bruckheimer and Brent Ratner among others all have pilots in the works.  Read on to find out what sounds tivo-worthy and what sucks.</description> 
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        <pubDate> Thu, 17 Mar 2005 13:26:01 EST</pubDate> 
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        <title> Pilots, pilots, and more pilots</title> 
        <description> 'Tis the season for the networks, after sifting through many, many fine pitches and scripts, to pick the crappiest ones and film pilots to inflict on us come fall.  Find out what to avoid, and what just might be good, plus news about shows you already like!</description> 
        <guid>http://www.filmjerk.com/columns/article.php?id_col=59</guid> 
        <pubDate> Wed, 02 Mar 2005 12:40:42 EST</pubDate> 
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